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[โ€“] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, you can have 9 babies in 9 months, but you won't have 1 baby in 1 month.

[โ€“] magikmw@piefed.social 4 points 20 hours ago

You can if you staggered them in anticipation of requirements!