Sorry, I didn't know how else to show dropping letters...
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Would that count as a ma(l)e(ca)t ball(s) sub?
Yes it isn't spelled right but it's so close to an excellent pun I had to do it
Yeah, get them fixed.
Is your cat broken?
It really depends who is recording you and their resources... Is it Tom down the street who you're hiding the weekend get away from? Yeah, switching languages have a high likely hood of working. Is it interpol who you're hiding a human trafficking operation from? Nope, no chance simply changing languages will work.
Well there are worse bodily ececrements she could do on the clean laundry...
I'll give him an offer he can't meow at....
So what would you choose? Proper scientific study? Make results illegimate due to political differences?
I'm making fun but it's actually an interesting philosophy idea to think about.
Well hopefully I gave you some joy in this dark time in your life
In this case... What is good? Keep him alive at the cost of millions of lives? Make sure he's on placebo and dies?
Since you made the comment that laughter and humor always helped in tough situations like this, I'll give you two cancer jokes.
#1
A guy runs into a old friend who looks really depressed. The guy asks what's wrong. "I just lost lost my father." the guy is shocked "oh my god, that's horrible, what did he die of?" the depressed friend replies "the big C". The other guy says "cancer is horrible". The depressed guy looks confused "cancer? No, he was out fishing and fell off the boat. He drowned in The Big Sea"
#2
A man rushes to the hospital worried about his wife. He gets there and talks to the doctor. "I'm sorry for your lose but we couldn't save her" The husband is crying but through his tears asked "what killed her?" the doctor replies "the big c" the husband looks shocked "I didn't even know she had cancer". The doctor replied "no, no, you misunderstand! She was walking out of CVS and the sign wasn't secured properly..."
It was a poor attempt at meat ball sub... Like the sandwich...