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[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why would an immigrant want to come here right now? Trump just sent a bunch of people to El Salvador to rot in prison with no due process. A fancy card wouldn't save them any more than the court order saved Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia.

[–] KanadrAllegria@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

The fancy card is just his way of getting the "right types" of people to immigrate to the US.

Aka filthy rich.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 16 points 1 day ago

It's just another way to bribe him