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[–] choking_the_dolphin@lemmynsfw.com 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes who wanna hang out in their party mansion. Nothing sexual. Fitness encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That should be on a flyer, but it should have an attention grabbing shape. Like maybe a bicept.

[–] Postingllamas@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Don't forget the veins