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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 102 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh man, I haven't heard anything about Skweezy in ages.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No idea who they are but I’m hoping they’re enjoying their new life in India.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 184 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Skweezy Jibbs

Skweezy Jibbs!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Comedy gold. How am I only hearing about this guy now?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's also probably because I don't frequent whatever site that was posted on.

I used to enjoy the 'Funniest Posts on Twitter' lists I'd see on Facebook sometimes, but not enough to actually go to the site myself and wade through the crap to find them, and then it became X and I stopped seeing them altogether, and then Facebook became so insufferable that I deleted that as well. This is as close at I get to social media these days.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Same. I only got to see Skweezy Jibbs from posts on Reddit before I left. Reddit/Lemmy have been my only exposure to Tumblr as well.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lmao I love this dude, we got a feed dedicated to this stuff?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven't heard much from him recently, though apparently he has an Instagram account. Not sure if he's still doing it.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 14 points 1 month ago

I went looking, and apparently he's been making a movie.

He is fucking anazing in a 'what if americans didn't suck' sorta way.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 28 points 1 month ago

Lol, ty for the back story

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 19 points 1 month ago

This guy is brilliant

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago

My fave was the vid where he was just going for a walk and talking about crazy shit that's happened to him and ON VIDEO he just randomly gets accosted and ends up feeding a llama from his mouth

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Skweezy Jibbs is a national treasure

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But why always that stance with the teeth?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RSF (resting Skweezy face)

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Skweezy Jibbs, RSF, PHD.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure they do, but damn their dogs are huge!!

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

I love dogs!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 1 month ago

Someone told him they'd see him on Monday and he ended up on the Moon.

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AY THATS MY BOY SKWEEZY! IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM I SAID WAZZUP

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

SKEEEZY'S MY HOMIE TOO, BRO! WE'RE BASICALLY LIKE ESKIMO HOMIES!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago
[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HOMIE DRAG HEARD THE WORD ESKIMO IS A SLUR. YOU SHOULD LOOK IT UP AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF IF IT'S THE IMPRESSION YOU WANT TO GIVE OFF. CHANGE STARTS WITH A SINGLE CHOICE.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

NO, YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT MAN. IGLOO HOMIE, MAYBE?

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Man will literally go to India instead of going to couples counseling.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

"well, I'm already here. Let's check this place out"

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

You are better off bro.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Him: Honey, I'm in a snake pit. I thought I was going to Florida but there's no practical difference. Help me!

SO: Just tell me you don't love me uwu

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

HEY IT'S SKWEEZY JIBBS. DRAG LOVES THAT GUY.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I looked him up on youtube, and found this... https://youtube.com/shorts/FPrfm2D3Oqw

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 month ago

This is super old. Like 10 years

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago