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This is a real thing Peter Thiel told a group of tech professionals recently.

In a four-part series of religious lectures in San Francisco, Peter Thiel — yes, that Peter Thiel — has argued that the End Times are nigh and that a biblical Antichrist — yes, that Antichrist — will come to Earth in the form of onerous government regulations placed on science, technology, and AI.

These are, incidentally, areas where the tech billionaire, venture capitalist, and cofounder of Palantir has a vested financial interest. [...]


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[–] rozodru@piefed.social 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ignore him. Thiel lost his marbles from obvious mental illness issues and drug addiction. Going down the same route as John McAfee.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Johnn McAfee wasn’t any existential threat to everyone like Petie Thiel is.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Except for his neighbors down in Belize.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does anyone need more evidence that religion is a mental illness?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 243 points 2 days ago (4 children)

strict AI regulation will summon the Antichrist

That is a chance I am willing to take.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 52 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (4 children)

According to the same mythos, we already have the antichrist

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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Of course today we see that he is in the Epstein files, new ones released by Congress.

This guy being the puppet master behind Vance and others, makes sense how they went so stupidly hard into the Epstein cover-up.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

This truly confuses me and here’s why.

The reason that the evangelicals support Israel is because they are trying to bring on the end times. In the book of revelations, it Refers to events that happen at the temple in Jerusalem. They are supporting Netanyahu in his efforts to unify contiguous Israel, so that they can rebuild the temple and bring on the end times.

Summoning the antichrist seems like more of a feature than a bug to these people.

[–] kbal@fedia.io 159 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Peter Thiel: "Do not defy the emerging machine intelligences or they will punish humanity by summoning another Greta Thunberg. Meritocracy demands that the computers be our masters, just as I am yours."

The ruling class talking like this does make the apocalypse look like a reasonable alternative.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Do not defy the emerging machine intelligences or they will punish humanity by summoning another Greta Thunberg.

So... is there an upper limit to this? Or if we keep defying will we keep getting more Gretas? Because I don't see a downside. At all.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Here's the thing. In any sane political system amateurishly attempting to invoke the antichrist just because you don't like something would result in you getting completely ignored by everyone else. Only this is the US, so for some reason he gets platformed.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

In many countries, it'd get you sectioned.

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[–] PillowD@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's an antichrist (bible says there will be many antichrists before the big boss) in the white house right now, do something about that one. You helped put him there.

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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's like the inverse of seeing someone with kind eyes and lots of smile/laugh lines and knowing they're going to be cool. These people are hateful and miserable and spend their lives with the corresponding body language and it turns them into wretched swamp cretins.

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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

He'd be the authority on this subject since he's a major financial backer of the antichrist.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] modestmeme@lemmy.world 102 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He is f’ing crazy and has the ear of the highest levels of government

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

One of the richest people in the world is nuttier than squirrel shit. What could go wrong?

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

So I'm like 45 hours into the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich audiobook and it's really amazing to see how much an obviously crazy person can get away with, even when everyone around him is like, yeah, that dude is totally batshit and probably going to get us all killed, but idk, I guess we should still do what he says?

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Such projection. The AI guys are the only ones trying to summon anything.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 2 days ago

But... Peter, you're already here, we can't summon you while you're here

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"biblical Antichrist will come to Earth in the form of onerous government regulations placed on science, technology, and AI."

In other words "cut me loose so I can start my own cult and become the most powerful man on Earth". Whatever happened to you when you were in college, there are healthier ways to process it than full world domination Peter Thiel. Go see a therapist for fuck's sake and leave Earth alone.

[–] Master167@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the wealthy family in Gravity Falls. The daughter is a jerk to the main girl, Mabel, for petty reasons and the parents are exclusive jerks who think they are above everyone. End of series, the parents make “bad investments” by trying to profit off the apocalypse the main casts fixes, leaving them destitute.

I hope this outcome happens outside of fiction. Not out of spite, but because I want people who have much to learn some humility and help their fellow man.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

I've seen this happen in real life. They decide it wasn't their fault at all. When it happened to them, it was purely a matter of luck, not wisdom. They expect you to feel sorry for them.

I have to admit a little shadenfreude that I'm not proud of. But it's mostly just disappointing.

This is the man in charge of a multinational public surveillance program taking note of all of our digital activity. A large part of our collective future is in his hands.

We’re so fucked.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Add another entry to the Why There Should Be No Billionaires file.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Imagine not only believing in the anti-christ, but then also believing that LLMs are some accurate tool.

In truth all that Thiel is saying is that he's a type of brain rotted Zizian cultist.

Delusional Rationalists are mentally ill, and for some reason when given LLMs they become worse. Thiel and others believe LLMs are time travelling gods.

It wouldn't surprise me if he and Elon were in relationships with ChatGPT (or think they are). The Rationalist groups actually believe in thought-experiments like Rokos Basilisk (Roko was just a user on a Rationalist forum by the way)... So I think these old tech billionaires are just lost, broken, and evil. They're pathetic, and should have their estates put into insolvency if they're going to say mentally ill shit.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

What always strikes me most about the whole mess of modern day US politics is the sheer madness of it all.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ahh yes, the gay billionaire is definitely someone I should trust in regard to Christian religious doctrine, especially concerning what is and is not considered good in the Christian viewpoint. Dudes already got at probably two strikes, and I'm betting he's checked off a few of the more minor of the 10 commandments, but like... on a major scale.

[–] ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (6 children)

He's saying it because he is trying to force a reaction from his evangelical republican pals. Either he wants to warn them off AI regulation because that would end the world or (the more likely option I think) he wants the accelerationist bastards to go full steam ahead and regulate because they want the end of the world and he wants to "pull up the ladder" on new emerging competing AI companies.

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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ooooh.. OK.

I was aware of the "what" of the lectures, but was holding out for "why".

"Don't regulate me"

Got it.

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 42 points 2 days ago

The Antichrist is coming to take my free money! - Peter Theil (Obvious demon)

[–] lemmyausmister@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 days ago

The man is scared of Roko's Basilisk and actually thinks that putting all of his money into predictive text and racial profiling algorithms will lead to AGI.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago

But would there also be any negative effects?

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 days ago

Sounds just like something the Antichrist would say.

That is genuinely the most insane argument against government regulation I have ever seen.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Strict AI regulation will summon the Antichrist, Peter Thiel, is more likely.

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