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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 3 days ago

Nope, waterfalls

[–] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 138 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So, my understanding is that the Simp is all alone?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] X@piefed.world 32 points 1 week ago

Being that size can be really fucking intimidating to others.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)

SIMP? More like PGTOW (Planets Going Their Own Way)

This planet is no orbiter.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I hate that I laughed at that

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago (6 children)

So, my understanding of auroras is, the planet's magnetic field draws particles emitted by the sun toward the poles, and as those particles interact with the atmosphere they glow. So without a star and thus without solar wind, where do the aurora come from?

[–] Gust@piefed.social 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, it has a magnetic field 6 or 7 orders of magnitude higher than ours. Id guess that extra strength allows it to pull particles from much further away and possibly from sources much more reticent to give up their particles than solar wind

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Both the magnetic field strength and charged particle flux fall off proportional to the square of the distance from the planet / star respectively, so I doubt it gets much of anything even with a strong magnetic field unless it’s also near a star.

I’d also point out that the particles aren’t really attracted by the earths magnetic field, we’re just in the pathway, and the magnetic field funnels them to the poles. It’s more guidance than attraction.

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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 11 points 1 week ago

Im guessing it only occurs when it is in a cloud or trail of charged particles. or perhaps there is a local (climatic?) cycle that sends charged particles to the poles.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Wikipedia linked in these comments says it is likely from electron precipitation. Basically the magnetic field traps free elections and thus "wiggles" as they interact with the field. This can make a (pulsed) radio jet shooting from the pole, which is how this planet was observed. These electrons can fine from atmospheric phenomena such as lightning or large storms.

Earth has the same but much weaker phenomenon, the Van Allen belt, which was a difficult challenge to handle in the early days of space exploration.

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[–] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago

wtf,they have several classifications.

  • free-floating planetary-mass object
  • exoplanet
  • rogue planet
  • brown dwarf

welcome to science where theres names, AND acknowledgement that things change with new data

[–] dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Strangely attracted to distant stars yet unable to establish a stable orbit, Simp 0136 is condemned to a lonely existence.

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Strangely Independent Massive Planet - Simp

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

wait is this real or a joke? do we have a new planet that I've never heard of??

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 68 points 1 week ago

This planet isn't in our solar system. We've found 6,053 exoplanets already, so it's a safe bet that there's lots more of them than you're aware of

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exoplanet

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We have discovered over 6000 exoplanets in total, and over 100 in this year. I'd be surprised if you knew of all of them

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Oh you wanna be an astronaut, kid? Name every exoplanet

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[–] belluck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

Galaxy, not Solar System. There are a lot of planets in our galaxy that you’ve probably never heard of

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Interesting, I just finished reading Rendezvous With Rama.

If a massive object like that was to pass through our neighbourhood I think it could fling planets out of the solar system.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Even with this mass this planet would have to pass one of the outer planets extremely close and quite slowly to have a chance of dragging a planet out of the solar system.

This is the same sort of idea as when galaxies merge. There is little chance of our solar system being effected in that scenario. There is just too much space to space.

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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (8 children)

That's one of my very favorite books. It's fantastic at setting the mood. The further books are ok but not as much to my taste.

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Maybe we could attract it with an OnlyFans subscription.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Planets Only - Adult Swim

Young, dumb, and not-orbiting a sun... ;)

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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ofc the simp is cucked in the corner not allowed to join the orgy of planets.

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago

Borg Sphere Model 2025

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So how come there's an aurora when there's no star to spray it with electromagnetic radiation?

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Because the planet produces its own radiation. That much mass means this is less a "planet" and more of a proto star. It's actually large enough to fuse deuterium if the right conditions arise. Pour enough hydrogen in there to raise the mass three of four times what it has now and it'd be comparable to our sun.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Name seems wrong but you do you, SIMP 0136

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

He's just jealous 'cause the dorks on Earth called him a failed star.

[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Likely a brown dwarf or magnetar

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like a brown dwarf, especially from the Wiki page

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Lonely queen.

[–] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Welcome to 2016. Mike brown and Konstantin Batygin basically proved that the only way we could explain the orbits of Pluto and other KBO was a massive 9th, yet to be discovered rogue planet more than likely ejected from our inner solar system during planet formation.

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Simping for magnetism

My new band name

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That's looks like a picture of Jupiter, or an artists impression of it, and there's a star needed for an aurora to happen.

Any scientific sources to back this story up?

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 16 points 1 week ago

No it is indeed an artists impression of the planet - it's on the wiki page.

I'm assuming that aurora only needs solar wind to happen on earth - or that solar wind outside the heliosphere is strong enough you don't need a star for it to happen.

In 2018 astronomers said "Detecting SIMP J01365663+0933473 with the VLA through its auroral radio emission, also means that we may have a new way of detecting exoplanets, including the elusive rogue ones not orbiting a parent star ...

[–] InappropriateEmote@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The picture is definitely just some artist's conception, but it's not claimed to be a photo or meant to be anything other than what it is, an artist's conception. You're right that for the most part, a star is needed for aurora, at least for the kind of aurora we have on Earth since it depends on the solar wind interacting with the planet's magnetic field. But if there is anything that can be said about what we've discovered astronomically in the last century or so it's that there are always exceptions to every supposed rule.

The authors attribute the auroras to SIMP-0136’s magnetic field being vastly more powerful than Jupiter’s (750 times stronger according to a previous study). Electrons (presumably stripped from atoms by internal processes) would flow with the field and hit atmospheric molecules fast enough to make them glow, they conclude.

Aside from the aurora part though, none of this is exceptional or rare (and maybe even the aurora part isn't rare either). Rogue planets are probably extremely common, possibly even more common than planets that are gravitationally bound in a star system. And objects of this size, which is really around where we'd start calling it a brown dwarf, are also very common, with more of them than there are main sequence stars.

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