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[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nope, nope, nope. I've witnessed the inverse of this, and it was not good. Absolutely deadly levels of cringe.

[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Embrace the cringe brother sometimes it’s fun to be like well you rolled an 18 but your RP was so dogshit it doesn’t go your way 🤣

But only if the inverse is true someone gives you nat 20 RP you reward that lol

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 57 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

blurntout@lemmy.ca Oh, no, that is... not the kind of cringe I'm talking about.

The GM was infatuated with one of the players, and forced a romantic/sexual encounter on them, in front of their partner. It was super uncomfortable.

[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I promise you, there were no gods to be found that day.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Lolth cackles from the shadows

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh man, I know DnD horror stories are commonplace, but that one's bad.

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

dalekcaan@feddit.nl You know what was super fun about it all?

Most of us were co-workers, including the GM and his... target. We all got to see each other 6 days a week.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jeez, it just keeps getting worse >.<

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

The target? Albert Einstein.

Their work? The Manhattan project.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Commits sexual harassment

IT'S JUST A JOKE

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 3 points 3 weeks ago

scmstr@lemmy.blahaj.zone If only. He seemed to have no idea that it was a inappropriate.

I had only found out about the history between the GM and the player after the previous session, where I noticed the GM being kind of weird towards this player. It turns out, he was being weird because he had just learned that she started dating this other guy at our table.

I got brought up to speed after that session -- including the fact that the player had asked others to not intervene, and to just let her handle it -- and then got the front seat experience for the... well, the thing.

The campaign did not survive long after that session.

[–] echedeylr@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

problema of monogamous folks x3

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 5 points 3 weeks ago

Echedelle (she/her) Uhh, no? I didn't say anything about anyone involved being monogamous. I have no idea if anyone involved was monogamous or not.

Not everyone wants to get with just anybody else. Some folks just have standards.

[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Even if you're poly, some people just don't want to be around that at the time.

TIME PLACE OCCASION PEOPLE

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

there's a bucket of chicken in my inventory list, can I get advantage on the roll if I offer it to you?

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I am not one of your fried chicken tramps! I am a woman. I like my men dangerous, mysterious, Seduce Me!

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Here is a piece of cheese.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well, consider me fascinated

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

hector the well endowed has entered the chat