this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2026
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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 42 points 1 week ago
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Maybe she’s born with it?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

If the kids are that good with a cat, mom should just let them do hers.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

I don't think this is the deterrent OP hope it would be.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

Definitely not done by children.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If cats made a play it would be called Humans.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

But would we have buttholes in the play?

[–] lath@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes. Humans think cats are hilarious. Cats have a species wide habit of sitting in boxes that seem slightly too small. That hasn't stopped being funny in 10,000 years.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

It's the same with humans and bubble wrap.

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This had better not awaken anything in me

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It was at this moment der Burgermeister became der Kittykeister

[–] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Homie, you had it set to whore

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

At least you know that most makeup is safe for animals since that's who the test it on.

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[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

ICONIC. YAAAAAS QUEEN!!