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AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancer, "as a way of signaling to other researchers how much they believe in AI", Palantir CTO tells CBS News' "Face the Nation" (www.businessinsider.com)

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[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I just realized you are under the delusion that covid started in 2020 and not 2019. That's why you keep saying I'm off by one, you're trolling!!!

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you really be that fucking dense? October 2026 minus December 2019 = 6 years, 10 months.

[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

for this December is my 7th year of not smoking smoking cigarettes

Can you really be that fucking dense?

Can you?