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xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

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Title Text:

My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.

alt-text:A chart that categorizes various modes of transportation based on their practicality and danger level:

Zone of Practicality:

  • Trains
  • Airliners
  • Boats
  • Walking
  • Cars
  • Scooters
  • Bicycles

Zone of Specialty and Recreational Vehicles:

  • Motorcycles
  • Helicopters
  • Light aircraft
  • Go karts
  • Skateboards
  • Rollerblades
  • Skis
  • Unicycles
  • Sleds
  • Bumper cars

?????:

  • Hot air balloons

“Hot air balloons are the optimal mode of transportation, if your optimization algorithm has a sign error.”

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[–] my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 13 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Bicycles more dangerous than cars? I guess I must have missed all the stories about people being run over by bikes.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Also, bikes more dangerous than unicycles?

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I've never seen some ride a unicyle on a road in regular traffic, which is where most of the danger of riding a bike is.

[–] NoRodent@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do those electric unicycles without a seat count? Because those are weaving through traffic at insane speeds all the time where I live.

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 2 points 3 months ago

Oh wow, never seen one of these. No idea.

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