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-vvvv (mstdn.mx)
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-v --verbose

-vv --verboser

-vvv --verboserer

-vvvv --verbosererer

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How NOT TO CODE: Intel's Linux Thunderbolt Utils Code is the WORST I have EVER SEEN! (www.youtube.com)
submitted 6 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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The binary data format, CBOR (Concise Binary Object Representation), is written by C. Bormann. (datatracker.ietf.org)
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It feels like he needed to put something in the author field and panicked and just added man to it. Better go check JSON wasn’t created by John Sonmann or something.

I’m trying to think of some program I could create using my name in a similar way that would make sense as an acronym.

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Uh...oh.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Yup sums up all my project (lemmy.world)
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Died from reading this (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by callmepk@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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OS developer text books have no chill (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Whatever is Clever Public License (neon.nightbulb.net)
submitted 6 months ago by firefly@neon.nightbulb.net to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Whatever is Clever Public License

Do whatever is clever. Do as you wish with this product.

Do whatever is clever shall be the whole of the law.

https://codeberg.org/sugarbug/whatever-is-clever-public-license

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Heffalump Hackerz - Woozle Wizards - NIST Quantum Cryptography (neon.nightbulb.net)
submitted 6 months ago by firefly@neon.nightbulb.net to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Heffalump Hackerz - Woozle Wizards - NIST Quantum Cryptography

Enjoy some humor regarding 'quantum hysteria' and 'quantum scaremongering'.

Quick expert critique of quantum computers and quantum cryptography:
On the Heffalump Threat (short single-page essay)
https://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~pgut001/pubs/heffalump_crypto.pdf

Short 3-minute video (aptly portrays quantum hysteria)
https://youtu.be/CLnADKgurvc

#NIST #cryptography #cryptology #encryption #heffalump #woozle #quantumcomputers #quantumcryptography #quantum #bigtech

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Beginner developer moment (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Ohh shit.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Developer stages of grief (kbin.melroy.org)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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How it goes (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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MySQL moment (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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what if? (lemy.lol)
submitted 6 months ago by ngn@lemy.lol to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Bad! (lemmy.ca)
submitted 6 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Uh....oh....i guess it's work then (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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codeStyle (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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It's kahoot time (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I need this.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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PHP Moment (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Can't bear to review one more PR today (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 months ago by mino@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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C++ Moment (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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When data training goes wrong (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers (youtu.be)
submitted 6 months ago by Dasnap@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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