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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon cuddles with his first gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 192 points 2 weeks ago (24 children)

Fellas, is it gay for your girlfriend to touch your dick?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 79 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. The only way to make it less gay is to touch your girlfriend's dick.

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