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Anon watches a scary movie with his gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (6 children)

That reminds me of the time I took a date to go see "The Hills Have Eyes". It was a dine-in theater, and I had gotten breadsticks and marinara. We just sat down and started to eat, and the date was going pretty good. If you've ever seen that movie, the opening scene is a jump scare right off the bat. I had a mouth full of breadstick and was actively holding the cup full of marinara that I launched directly into her chest because I jumped. Anyways, the date didn't work out and it was pretty awkward for the rest of the movie.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Should have gone out with the Italian chick instead.

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