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Anon meets up with a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 168 points 3 days ago (57 children)

Guys: Take a shower, shave and put on clean clothes before you meet with someone.

Hygiene is very sexy.

[–] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (11 children)

I do that and still no dates, now what?

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You need to get out and talk to people and ask them out.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

That's a dealbreaker, I'm out.

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