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man touchdate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleepman paste; eject got me
echo "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW."
You might want to check your access permissions; he didn't even sudo.
If I have to use sudo, it's wrong.
hellfire103 isn't in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
roleplay
No butt stuff.
run0You might get
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If witchdoctor was a sysadmin
Jesus fuckin christ...... Hilarious