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Anon meets a girl at a wedding (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (17 children)

Edit. I understand now, thanks.

What is a second cousin? Your cousins cousin? The person your aunt/uncle marrieds niece/nephew? That can't be right, that's not blood. Help! Lol

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 96 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I find this chart helpful to see family relationships.

[–] nuzkie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Meanwhile the Chinese need a calculator to find out what to call their father's sister's daughter's husband's father

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

And Koreans. I don't know much about Chinese, but in Korea it also matters whether you're a boy or girl in what you call your relation.

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