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Like, we'll probably find out that eating boogers actually makes you immune to select illnesses or something crazy like that.

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[โ€“] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

We find out we need douchebags because ~~our~~ their assholery emits some kind of pheromone or something that repels imperialist extraterrestrials

Edit: some series did something like this, right?

[โ€“] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We need douchebags already so we can feel less of a bad person while the one next to you is being an ass. Lol. Keyword: feel.

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