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Wait till OP sees the same scene, but she's 6" taller. Then he'll really freak.
(Guys. Do not thou be afraid. I've dated women taller than me, by 5". It's nice. That's all.)
I'm still holding hope that someday someone taller than me will be amenable to a date. I'm just tired of always being the spinner instead of the spinnee in the dance of life.