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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 69 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.

Gay: Self-evident.

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

Gotta get that dna sample somehow.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago

Playing the long game, in anticipation of the summer's national gay ban.

bro is lost in the sauce

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 22 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago

I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

...you can communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy?

sh itjust works

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Could have it worse, in hell they can only communicate via Xitter.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 2 points 10 hours ago

That's debatable. I'm honestly not sure which platform talks about Trump/Musk more. It's exhausting.