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[โ€“] 9point6@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Maybe coconut water or aloe vera gel, I imagine it'd feel weird but probably not regrettable.

I guess we've got to beat Cleopatra as our baseline with her bath of asp milk.

Marmite would probably veer into the regrettable category, and I'm saying that as a marmite enjoyer

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 months ago (7 children)

coconut water

in a heartbeat

aloe vera

I can imagine this feeling really tingly after a while, though not sure why.

asp milk

what is this? I googled and found nothing

marmite

I too partake joyfully in that hellish sludge, and have wondered what depths of depravity I would willingly go to to satisfy that dark craving

[โ€“] Albbi@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Wikipedia says donkey milk was used by Cleopatra, not asp milk. Maybe OP meant ass milk and got autocorrected, but that sounds really wrong.

[โ€“] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

An asp is a type of snake so that sounds uhh, difficult

[โ€“] Albbi@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

You can milk snake venom. Still doesn't sound too easy.

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