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[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)

Dumb question: can Johnathan’s cataracts be fixed (a routine surgery on humans) so he can see Frederick is a guy? As a bonus, he could see food morsels without the need of olfaction.

I also wonder if the loss of olfaction and sight mean Johnathan can’t recognize the sex of a partner even if it was right in front of him.

I understand he might really be a gay tortoise, but he could also be gay by necessity.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Tortoises use sight and have a good sense of sight to be fair but they also use scent from the cloaca to gather information about things like sex of a partner

he knows what he’s doing

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

He can't smell, either, but he's been with that tortoise for over thirty years and snubs all the females around.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They also use vibrations to sense partners but I don’t know if they can tell gender from that

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 1 points 6 days ago

Frederick got the moves!

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