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If that picture is to scale, those bolts are ~5km thick. Put enough of them and it should hold.
That said, the crust probably starts crumbling somewhere else creating new mountains or islands
After a certain point, the material around the bolt is more brittle than the bolt itself.
Often is, but you can alleviate this with large washers like in the picture, and also by adding more bolts closer to eachothers
I think double-sided tape would be better. Or maybe we sew the plates together?
Drill holes and zip tie the tectonic plates together
Tectonic drift stitches. We'd have so much street cred in the galactic neighbourhood