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[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.

Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.

[–] Zagam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

The ball pit in the children's area is a great place to get, uh, let's call it veal.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Haha sicko. I’ve never actually seen the kids area. Didn’t know there was a ball pit.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You didn't go deep enough.

There are more surprises... if you dare stray from the path.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t dare

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