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All paths lead to the food court. Otherwise, meat in a different form is all around you. A lone patron takes a wrong turn in the curtains section and its lights out.
Now I wish there was a Swedish urban myth about a person who got lost in an IKEA and became a savage and still haunts it to this very day.
The ball pit in the children's area is a great place to get, uh, let's call it veal.
Haha sicko. I’ve never actually seen the kids area. Didn’t know there was a ball pit.
You didn't go deep enough.
There are more surprises... if you dare stray from the path.
I don’t dare