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Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Uh... Perfect Dark and GoldenEye.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I mentioned Goldeneye.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yeeeeeaaaaaauuuhhhhhh but then you paired it with Diddy Kong Racing. Replace that with Perfect Dark and then you're valid.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Diddy Kong Racing is a masterpiece. I don't think you played it all the way through.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I didn't play it, watched a friend at his house play. Just wasn't my thing. Felt too close to SNES Mario Kart, which was way better.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd take Diddy Kong over any version of Mario Kart, any day. It's less random, with more streamlined items and tighter mechanics.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

long sigh look. SNES Mario Kart kicks Diddy Kong on its worst day. Especially in the multiplayer battle arenas. It's just me spitting hard fax.

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