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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (12 children)

MatLab user

I like how it doesn't say "coder" because everyone knows MatLab isn't a real programming language

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Then what's Java?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Coffee? Idk I'm not a coder, I just know MatLab lol

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