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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (4 children)

MatLab user

I like how it doesn't say "coder" because everyone knows MatLab isn't a real programming language

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It's realer than vibe coding.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

A unicorn written in thunkable is realer than vibe coding

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Gnu octave on the other hand...

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Then what's Java?

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shadow that is cast by the sins of men

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

A language for describing frameworks.

Allegedly, some people use it for implementations too, but I don't know if it's really suited for that.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Coffee? Idk I'm not a coder, I just know MatLab lol

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

A hive of villiany and boilerplate

[–] lmagitem@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Exorcist