South Park

I saw that episode and holy actual shit they share the same commentary as me! I'm literally on the same side as the creators. As you may know, life is my people against the other people and thankfully South Park is here just to validate my belonging on this side of the incredibly important argument that is happening all the time. You could argue that South Park is simply "commentary of American culture, which is smarter than people who need to pretend that there are two sides to something as expansive as fucking culture," but why would you argue that with me when I'm literally already right?

So in conclusion, South Park is about you all and only I am aware that it's making fun of you. And not me. Because the writers of one of the world's biggest franchises must also be thinking in simple reductive terms of "lib vs con" or "dem vs rep." There's no chance they're making fun of a wide range of humans, just the reductive terms that I use to lump people together.

Thanks so much for taking the time to read my post and know that you're wrong about everything because South Park made fun of people who sound like you.