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Job done. Shows how much my wife and sister know right boys!

All those extra holes were already there by the way. Wall holes are big in France.

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are very close! I’m impressed .

See I drilled the first hole and was informed “this is an affront to the galactic slave war treaty”

So I drilled another “this is against the treaty of re subjugation!”

So I drilled another “shadow proclamation “

Before landing on the final hole. It does violate the dolphin treaty but I’m on land. They fuck they gonna do.

I'm here to serve you notice of your violation of the dolphin treaty. You have been tried in absentia and found summarily guilty of crimes of blowhole subjugation and will be expected to report for swim bladder defungrilation on Wednesday at your nearest saltwater taffy emporium.