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Job done. Shows how much my wife and sister know right boys!

All those extra holes were already there by the way. Wall holes are big in France.

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[–] Pondis@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Speed holes. They make the house go faster.

[–] madjo@piefed.social 151 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Measure once, drill 8 times.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To be fair I measured a bunch and kept hittting the metal supports. It’s an odd sized room. So I asked the magical god AI “what is this he absolute maximum a metal shading could be surrounding this window.

That was hole number two lol

Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe, apply with sledge.

You did great.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should've told AI to try again. It would've admitted its error and given you a "better" result. Rinse and repeat.

[–] Zirconium@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?

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[–] needanke@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you not use metal detectors when drilling? How do you avoid hitting wires?

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Everyday0764@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you don't! i don't have a metal detector

[–] madjo@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

Every man should have a stud finder. If only to point it at themselves...

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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Easy to fix. Wall is white. Get some wall filler and water based paint. Nobody will ever notice. It will stay your secret that only you (and us, hehe) know.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

One step. Toothpaste. Boom, done.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 71 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wall holes make the house go faster!

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

I call them "High Performance Speed Vents". I have them in my old garage-work tee shirts, too.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

TL;DR... Basically if you have correctly measured where things need to be but it's old/weak plaster/wall covering and there's a big void between plaster and wall, then go out and buy a timber batten and attach that to the studs above the reveal. Then attach brackets to that.
If the wall is strong, or newer plasterboard, then using the correct fixings is all you need.

Long version:
I used to fit curtain poles and, well, wow ... where do I start?

Ok, usually there's about 100 to 150mm (4-6 inch) from the window side reveals to the brackets. And about 75 to 100mm from the window top reveal to the curtain pole.

The eyelet of the curtain should be over the bracket, covering it. And using it to anchor when you close the curtains.
There should be about 50mm (2 inch) of curtain pole showing beyond the bracket to the finial. This is to allow different curtains to be used, you'll get away with how you've done it with those eyelet curtains, but if you ever change to something like tag tops etc you'll probably need to re-do the brackets.

Fitment:
There are two basic ways. Attaching directly, like you've done. Or adding a wooden batten to the wall above the window reveal and screwing everything to that.
The wooden batten route is the far, far stronger method because you can attach the batten to the timber studs/blockwork all along the above part of the window reveal.
Going directly looks a bit 'cleaner' but is weaker. Now with that said if you use the correct fasteners and screws then that's usually more than good enough. However the usual wall plugs are usually not the best thing to use. With newer plasterboard then using good quality 7mm plugs will be great.
For older plasterboard, or lath and plaster type walls then even using great quality wall plugs may not last that long. So if you can't drill in to the wall behind said plaster work to get a good hold with the screws then go with the batten method.

There are other methods. Such as acrylic resin chemical fixing, which is basically fast drying 'concrete' in a tube that can be squeezed in to brickwork holes etc. But this is only for the most unusual jobs due to the expense and tools needed.

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All those extra holes were already there by the way. Wall holes are big in France.

Suuuuuuuure!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

Everyone knows that French walls use every hole.

[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

And you showed them you could do it not just once, but seven times! Good work, carry on!

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You need to get a stud finder. Mostly so you can point it at yourself and say, "Hey, look! I found a stud!". Also because they're handy when you need to locate a structural stud within a wall.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Damnit you stole my joke.

Stud finders don’t work within 16’ inches from my body.

Seriously though I’ve used stud finders before and never once figured them out. I could really use a tutorial on stud finder’s because according to my calculations the wall is all studs.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago

I never lived in a place with "fake" walls, well I lived in 5 or 6 different places in the same city in France so I guess there can be different building architecture

[–] Denvil@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

I realize you are presumably French, but X' is feet and X" is inches

Naturally the bigger measurement has less marks, because why would it make sense?

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Truth is most stud finders suck. I just use a magnet. They make fancy magnets for finding studs that give a tactile ‘pop’ if that’s your thing. Depends on your wall material but for sheetrock just go looking for the screws with a magnet and bob’s your oyster.

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[–] zout@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's in France, so it's probably a brick wall.

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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They give you a kind of approximation of where a stud might be unless it's just plaster or something else or nothing at all.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." -- Red Green

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[–] Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

careful, those are load-bearing post-it notes

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Of course that’s why I’ve left them up for 8 months

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually I think he screwed it

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Ah. The old adage, measure once, cut eight times.

[–] worhui@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing a little spackle can’t fully handle.

Nothing wrong with hanging a curtain and changing your mind once you see it.

My kids aren’t reasonable so all mine are secured strongly enough to hold about 110 pounds

No kids, but cats

Mine are anchored, but I really wanted them in the strudel. Studs. Damn you autocarrot I wasn't hungry before.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey, cool wall hole collection. Can I show my wife so I can start one? (also I almost chose those curtain rods, good choice. We went with the knots)

Also let me scare you: peacock blue

I should post my partially finished curtain rod project tomorrow

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’ve never hung curtains anything less than perfectly level, but I always struggle with the height and width. Aesthetics for curtains are weirdly challenging

[–] Quokka@quokk.au 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The ideal distance is 2.5x3 post-it notes.

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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

I think the secret is to just hang the rod first, and then pick curtains that work with where it ended up. I'm not sure it's actually possible to do it in that order though...

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can be honest. You hung it perfectly multiple times and were then told it wasn't where they told you to put it (but it was). The last time was when they finally accepted it, and it's not perfect like before, but it's up, and you're done.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are very close! I’m impressed .

See I drilled the first hole and was informed “this is an affront to the galactic slave war treaty”

So I drilled another “this is against the treaty of re subjugation!”

So I drilled another “shadow proclamation “

Before landing on the final hole. It does violate the dolphin treaty but I’m on land. They fuck they gonna do.

I'm here to serve you notice of your violation of the dolphin treaty. You have been tried in absentia and found summarily guilty of crimes of blowhole subjugation and will be expected to report for swim bladder defungrilation on Wednesday at your nearest saltwater taffy emporium.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My wife just ordered some new curtains and poles about two minutes ago, and I’ve used it as an excuse to buy a laser level. Finding this post a few seconds later is surely a good sign.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Sir on behalf of all man kind… when your wife asks why you need a new laser level I demand you use my picture.

Bro code.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I love me some good wall holes. Perfect places to store things

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Reminds me of all those times my drill couldn't penetrate deep enough for the screws to fit and I had to try a new position.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This… I’m not saying you are incorrect but I do feel you are a pervert.

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