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Oh please let him live long enough to watch us tear all his tacky shit to the ground!
I want to see them light the det cord that demolishes mar a lago
With Trump in it... Right?
No, too fast and painless. Not that it'd be painless, just not painful enough for him.
Ideally, yes.
as cathartic as that sounds, he doesn't care.
the only thing that he cares about is himself. the best punishment for him would be to be locked in a room with read only Internet to watch the world move on and him die not being able to be the center of attention.
the best way to win a game against a narcissist is to play a different game with impossible to follow rules for them.
Give him a twitter account but have a script change whatever he types into BLAH BLAH BLAH
Bring back damnatio memoriae (probably spelled wrong)
Stick him into a mental hospital and make him play cooperative board games with the other inmates until he understands the concept.
He'll die first.
If you want to treat something down, treat the Golden Dick monument in Florida, the giant T on every Trump tower.