AngryCommieKender

Either that or a Loon emoji if one exists

Are you now announcing your tactics, Pokemon style?

Limitless = Adderall

Gaslighting some more? Damn you're stupider than MAGA.

That's literally what they said, pedo protector.

Your tag is now: Pedo Protecting Gaslighter

Not at all what they said. What they said was one party is right wing light, the other is fascist, and due to that we need entirely new parties.

Try gaslighting somewhere else.

It's corn! It has the juice.

When did Brendan Frasier become young Drew Carey?

I was a kid at the time, but I'm pretty sure we used kerosene. It was red.

CAVEAT: This does NOT apply to hornets, particularly the ones that boil out of the ground. Run for the fucking hills.

I've only encountered those fuckers once in my life. They made a giant nest in a rather large sand and gravel pile on my parent's property. After a year or so of them being there, an older cousin of mine had the idea to try to take them out with slingshots. I suggested napalm.

We compromised. We whipped up a batch of improvised napalm with a bunch of kerosene and a styrofoam cooler, poured that down the main entrance of the hive extremely carefully, and lit it on fire. We then spent the next few hours taking potshots at most of the hornets that tried to flee while on fire. We made certain to kill the queen when she finally emerged, though I don't think she was long for the world anyway. She couldn't fly, and had burning "napalm" covering half of her. We still made sure to throw a large stone on her.

We did this specifically because everyone in my family is allergic to bee stings, so it was kinda an act of war for them to move into that part of our property.

Well I was Gonna eat It so, No Worries.

Castlevania Symphony of the Night.

It's only $3 on play store and iPhone store. The phone version has the advantage that you only have to cast/input each spell once, and then you have a button to press.

Since they said "gimme your money," I assume they were trying to rob me. I didn't get robbed, they didn't go to jail.