Asklemmy

People wonder why I’m an optimist. I’m not really. What I do is expect people to disappoint me. After all, none of us are perfect. When they don’t I’m surprised. When they do, I’m not mad, as just met my expectations.

I find people who don’t like other people expect them to not disappoint them and when they do they get angry and upset. It’s really just a mindset change.

Set up automatic bank transfers to chop your income into % parts: 5% play money, 20% savings, bills etc. do what works for you. Get rid of unnecessary subscriptions.

• A pressure cooker

• A ghetto bidet:
  3D print it, or take a small softdrink bottle, make a hole in it's neck using a hot needle or corkscrew. Fill it with water, hold it upside down and squirt your butthole clean with it. Use a little toiletpaper or cloth to dab it dry. Can't live without it anymore.

People who try and peel whole avocados amaze me.

I think in general there's a lot of fruit hacks that folks aren't familiar with - it pays to search the web for "How to peel X".

L-theanine, an over the counter supplement, destroys the negative effects of overcaffeination totally.

I just discovered the best hack, I changed the app layout on my home screen (android) to 5x5 what a game changer.