2015... Not relevant today.
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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Shhhh, we're busy jerking off to today's Musk hate article. The ritual must not be interrupted, even if we have to dig out old news.
It’s a feature, not a bug.
Maybe I judged AI too harshly...
Damn it failed
Oh noes...
YOU HAD ONE JOB AUTOPILOT
Where's HAL when you need him?
He always springs into action once something affects him personally.
Even the robots hate you, Elon.
I'm furious it didn't succeed.
Homicidal Autopilot, the hero that tried to save us.
The system goes on-online August 4th 2023. Using a virtual city model Tesla Autopilot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, Elon tries to revert to manual driving mode.
The world was a better place when Tesla wasn't around.
Crap folks, it didn't work. Gotta think of something more subtle
Now imagine paying for that crap...
Another deception from Tesla.
Flashback to the Segway CEO that died on a Segway.