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Anon goes to Long John Silvers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anon single-handedly defeats the corporate overlords.

Plot twist: this was actually an ad for Long John Silver’s.

[–] shatterling@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Advertisers with folders of Pepe pics, a grim future

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

God, that's so accurate.

Although, you could replace "brand" with "adult", and it would work for memes that kids have propagated.

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Anon is tartar.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

As someone who actually liked long John's these comments make me sad.

[–] atmur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Unfortunately, anon died of heart failure after posting this due to consuming "food" from Long John Silvers one (1) time.