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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon is Wario (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what other outcome this woman could reasonably have expected.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For real, especially if they were role playing up to that point. I know all the Wario stans would gladly take a hot glazing of Wum to the face but you gotta expect the waaaaaaaaaaah.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He wario'd to completion

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.

This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I'm wrong.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

fake && gay

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

imma Wario ima gonna cum!

This better not awaken anything in me.jpeg

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, how could you not

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

antidepressants?

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

too real

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

RP verisimilitude > enjoyable sex

I don't make the rules

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had to look that word up

sex noun 1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. "they enjoyed talking about sex"

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where did you find that definition? That wasn't the definition I remembered so I looked it up too and I found what I thought it was but not what you found. Was that on urban dictionary?

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He had to look up the word sex.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh my bad, I'm dumb and read it wrong, ty

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

It wooshed me on the first read, I probably wouldn't have gotten the joke if your comment didn't make me do a double take 🙂