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Some people asked who he was last time. Answer: he talks about this sort of nonsense on Rogan.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

How else you gonna keep Apophis from landing his Ha'tac ships in your backyard?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Destructive trees

LOL!!!

Trees vs Nature! Who would win? Aliens!

EDIT:
Yeah, it figures. Toxic meathead with a goddamned bullhorn.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 4 points 16 hours ago

Does that make any sense? No.

Glad he's figured that out.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, China is covering up an ancient civilization, eh? Like the ancient CHINESE?! The yellow river valley peoples are very well documented. The real scoop Jimmy missed is the huge range of their artifacts that have been found. From Syria to the Yellow Sea, their pottery and bronze work has been found across Asia, showing how people from 2000 years before the pyramids of Egypt, the silk road was already moving goods across the biggest landmass on earth, on foot, peacefully. Egyptian pyramids are so fucking dumb - they are single use tombs for the incredibly narcissistic. Conspiracy nuts love them because they're equally narcissistic and think they would be worth a pyramid in that distant time.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Oh neat, I knew about that civilization, but I didn't know its outdated as one of the biggest early ones behind the Yangtze and Liao that's cool

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why are Chinese burial mounds all covered with earth? And why are plants growing on the ground? It's all a conspiracy!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

All their largest bridges have water passing beneath. This proves that moving water generates the telluric currents needed to counteract gravitational forces in localized areas to levitate the bridges.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

they are clearly planted deliberately in a grid pattern, probably for erosion control

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least they admit that it doesn't make sense

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

For the wrong reason, unfortunately.

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

True 😔

We should try and convince them that the Luxor in Las Vegas was actually built by an ancient civilization, but was hollowed out by the CIA in 1945 in order to hide its historical significance. To keep anyone from being able to see it before it was opened to the public, it was hidden from view via sophisticated curtains.

Does it make sense? No. We can just say they're trying to cover up history.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Why are aliens posing as Jimmy on twitter? What are they trying to hide, their existence?

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can tell who's going on Joe Rogan next!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

He's been on before. More than once. It's depressing.