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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon learns about nuts (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

Now make him freak out again by telling him peanuts aren't nuts.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Okay, this may paint me in a bad light, but I was fucking 40 before I learned peanuts grew underground. I ain't Joe Rogan stupid, but dang.

Nobody around here grew them (that I know of), and I never went anywhere that grew them where I would see them.

I assumed they were like any legume, growing above ground like peas or green beans.

But noooooo, they're ground nuts. Which I thought was a different plant entirely.

Out of all my damn family on both sides, visiting (and working on) various farms, nobody grew the damn things.

So, yeah.