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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon remembers Halloween 1995 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Some parents are just ignorant assholes.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

For real. Waiting until Halloween to introduce them to the deliciousness of caramelized onion...

[–] Dipbeneaththelasers@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have a theory that most people's favorite food is actually onion. We like them sweet, spicy, pickled, and in breakfast omelettes, lunch sandwiches, and alongside dinner proteins. There isn't much that isn't improved or at least complemented by an onion.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In my mind its not cooking unless it involves cutting an onion

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Old Ukrainian recipe: fry garlic and onions in a pan with butter, then decide what to have for dinner