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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, that's probably not gonna get the girl, but I think you taught her dad a little humility

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Ideally sure, but I don't think the kinda guy that does that is big on learnin'

[–] prof@infosec.pub 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean yeah, funny greentext, fake and gay and all, but is that an actual thing that happens across the big pond?

If someone did that in Europe they'd be in serious legal trouble if the threatened party sues.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sounds legal overall for America. "Brandishing" is generally illegal, i.e pulling out your gun and pointing it at or actively threatening someone with it, regardless if you fire it.

Pulling out your legal gun in your home and setting it flat on your table? Hard to argue it was a threatening without a stated threat or some other action. It may have been one, but id be suprised if anyone would arrest someone over that.

OP pulling his own gun does make this a hilarious and potentially deadly situation. It's very possible the father is a scared pissbaby and just starts blasting.