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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Incredible. Two sentences and only two commas in the whole thing, plus a partial ellipsis. Is this a record low amount of punctuation per word?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Oh that's just Facebook lol.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I just stop trying to parse them after a while. It isn't worth it for SovCit ramblings because whatever they're saying, it's stupid and wrong.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sentence as in “reading this wall of garbage felt like a life sentence”

[–] corroded@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm curious what actually happened here. If he stopped payments for his truck, it would be a repossessor taking the truck, not police. If it's unregistered, it's still legal to use on private property (like a farm truck).

I'm guessing his truck was involved in a crime of some sort, or more likey, there's a lot of important information missing.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Tax evasion could elicit a warrant and repossession as well.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I need to show the officer violated my rights, but I have no idea what my rights might be. I just know that it hurts my feelings and this info I got off of a website that sells bathtub gin said I have rights of some sort."

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The fact it all comes from a moonshine distillery website is the most hilarious part of sovcittery.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

They use the moonshine to kill off their customers' brain cells until they're open to buying their sovcit stuff.

[–] ZMonster@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Suggestions? Hmm...

Only one comes to mind: grammar. I suggest grammar.