Can you please write a review on Google or something? I would love to know how you would rate the Pelican's performance in your upcoming battle.
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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does the pelican have a business where i can leave such a review?
Maybe that one?
Edit: They promise this on their website : "We deliver award-winning customer service by empowering our people to recognise the needs of our customers".
It's basically the rules of a knife fight: The primary goal is to control the weapon, in this case the talons. Both of you are definitely going to get fucked up if you try.
The bird's on the boardwalk for food. The most aggressive thing it's likely to do is to steal your food.
Pelicans have hollow bones. You'd be able to easily break it in half if there was a real fight.
They could scratch you up for sure, maybe poke an eye, but they're more likely to avoid to than attack unless they're guarding a nest or something. If they come at you, take off your jacket, an umbrella, or grab a tarp or something and open it up to catch their beak/claws and probably scare them away too.
If you happen to have something like an air horn, that would also probably scare them off.
probably not going to attack you, but if it does you should be ok because you are bigger and stronger
that's why I asked how badly it would fuck me up, not whether I would win or lose.
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I don't know if he'd fuck you per se. But he might make sweet sweet love to you
Cue the Barry manilow
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The best way to fight is to prevent it from happening in the first place. I would recommend carrying an air horn or whistle and use the noise to scare it off.
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