There's a skip button in every cinematic but it does nothing.
Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Choices once made (purchasing armor) cannot be undone later. Buy a half-assed weapon in round 1, fill that slot forever and never be able to throw it away later.
You have to spend your earned money after every round. You cannot save it to learn what skills you actually need and then bulk-buy later.
When you die you have to re-start from the beginning. From the very beginning.
Earned levels increase your character's size permanently. As your character grows, it can no longer sneak into small tunnels to catch precious loot.
Does not run fluently on a modern computer in 2024.
Game is not open-source.