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Danish: "Det rager mig en papand"

Lit. "That fondles me (like) a cardboard duck."

In Germany we also have "das geht mir am Arsch vorbei", which translates to "that goes across my ass". It's the more vulgar version of "ist mir wurst" or "it's sausage to me"

It concerns me (like) a cardboard-duck. (Danish)

I slap my balls with it will be my catchphrase for 2025

That "Spanish" saying is a Spain saying. Things get more colorful in the new world.

It's me sausage actually. And it doesn't mean no fucks given, rather it is all the same to me.

I offer "me vale madre" or "me vale verga" n Mexican Spanish.

The first one is weird, madre in this context both does and doesn't mean "mother". It's closer to to the mother in "motherfucker" than it is to "I fucked your mom".

They both mean "I don't give a shit" although with different flavors of vulgarity.

The second one is literally "this means dick to me"

I really like the Dutch one.

Dutch and Greek go unnecessarily hard. Yeah, "I slap my balls on it" is good, but it really does just have the same vibe as "I don't give a fuck." The Greek make it poetic and the Dutch add that specific scientific component that give it that pop.

Polish would probably be "Mieć wyjebane", which comes from "Mieć wyjebane jajca". It is also balls-related but more like "I have my balls out for that".

In portuguese it would be "tou me pouco cagando" which mean "I'm pooping a little" and I think that it is beautiful.

"det skiter jag högaktningsfullt i" - with care and respect, i am shitting into it.

"det ger jag inte ett korvöre/ruttet lingon för" - i would not give a sausage cent/rotten lingonberry for it.

"det ger jag själva fan i" - i give satan himself.

J’m’en crisse.

Swearing in Greece and across most of the whole region is hilarious. The actual "I don't care"/"zero fucks given" phrase is to write something on your balls or dick.

So many sayings are mother/whore/balls/dick based - not offensive phrases, just common sayings.

"It doesn't fuck a dick to me"

Italian

Czech (pretty much also Slovak):

• "Mám v piči" - I have that in my pussy
• "Je mi to u prdele" - it is (exists) next to my anus

Ma doare in pulă. That is in romanian from what I have learned which basically means I feel pain in my dick