hOrni

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think You've only ever heard of a self checkout, not really seen one in real life.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (15 children)

Self checkouts have no downsides.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I don't get it either. If I had to guess, I'd say there's Loss hidden there somewhere.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So that's why he doesn't have the balls to do what's right.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It says gullible on the ceiling.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pineapple is crunchy. That's why it fits on pizza. In my opinion at least.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've never eaten kiwi, so I don't know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sunlight? It looks like somebody kept it on their lap until it got to room temperature. The British aren't known for their cuisine, but the breakfast is the meal they are known for, so don't do them so badly.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

My ex used this song as an alarm sound. Nothing got You quicker out of bed, than hearing "let the bodies hit the floor" whispered a couple of times, knowing You gotta turn it off, before it goes "FLOOOOOOR!"

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So not a G, but just stupid.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago

Wait 2 days, till it starts growing back.

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