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Decades ago, the TV took five minutes to warm the tubes up before one could watch the news.
Today, the TV takes five minutes to boot, install updates, and mangle some configuration before one (eventually) can watch the news - if the TV has not lost it's list of stations again.
By the mid 80s and 90s, CRTVs took just seconds to show output on the screen. Even the really old tube TV my grandma had would warm up within seconds.
I once got gifted a TV from a nice elderly guy. The TV had been edge of technology when it was built: It had a wireless remote! Although the remote worked with ultrasound instead of infrared...
This beast took several minutes before it actually showed a picture.
Must've been a REALLY old one. I'm old as dirt, and they've taken mere seconds all my life. Even fast TVs now take longer to show a picture than the console ones we had when I was a kid, although I did see some from the 50s and 60s that took quite some time.
The original “clicker” remotes were really neat tech! The way it worked unfortunately limited the number of buttons you could have, but still ingenious.
https://www.theverge.com/23810061/zenith-space-command-remote-control-button-of-the-month
I used to have one of those black plastic (or was it Bakelite?) Space-Commander 400 remotes, pictured in the black and white ad.
I was walking home from grade school. Somebody was getting rid of their ancient TV, and had left it on the curb. The boxy, awkwardly shaped remote was in its “holster” on the TV, so I grabbed it and took it home. Before then, I had assumed that only infrared wireless remotes existed.
The idea that a remote could work by ultrasound fascinated me, and the fact that it didn’t even need batteries absolutely blew my little mind.
Let me tell you how shitty they were, and why they probably put this thing to the curb:
The "Receiver" part of that thing was so limited, that it basically interpreted all kinds of ultrasonic sounds as "commands". Whenever I pulled my curtains open or close, the TV went nuts. It turned off, or it turned the volume to 11, or whatever. I was working on a small piece of metal on my desk, and with every stroke it changed channels, either up or down. This thing was annoying.
Feels like everything is much more a faff to set up, then one bit updates & something or other is longer compatible.
Don't even want to think about the waste it must generate, both of devices & of the hours trying to get things to work whether at the development end or in the home.
at this point i don't understand why people bother with TVs rather than just hooking up an actual normal computer to a big screen and just watching youtube or torrenting media
even the monitors are "smart" now. have you seen Samsung's latest computer monitors?
I even hate how Windows tries to determine which monitors are in use, so if I turn one off it sends everything to the other screen. Just literally be a dumb thing that displays output, please, don't try to think for me.
Because you can get much bigger for cheaper compared to a monitor.
Just don't eat avocado toast and cut down on your Starbucks so you can buy an expensive one
Or just ask your rich daddy for money, how hard can it be
Tbh was referring to devices generally. I don't go near televisions today. Too big, too expensive & way too much faff.
I tell my laptop to put the video in the vga port. It does. That’s it. There’s nothing plugged in, but it’s there.
I plug a vga cable in. There’s video in there now. With enough paperclips, I could get it out the other end. My laptop does not care. It wiggles the electrons regardless.
I plug the other end of the cable in. The shielding was eaten by mice and two pins are dead. But alas, lo and behold, purple tho it may be - the video comes out and is displayed.
Meanwhile, hdmi protocol negotiation wants to know if you’d like to set your screen as the default sound device. Not that teams would use it anyway. Actually nevermind, the receiving end doesn’t support the correct copyright protection suite. Get fucked, no video for you.
This is stressing me out :P
Flatscreens: Set it gently on the table, or you might break the screen.
CRTs: Set it gently on the table, or you might break the table.
4K HDR 120 Hertz, that we can easily put up surround sound is great. But fuck, you sneeze wrong and it gets a weird scanline issue, like mine.
Even old flat screens are ridiculously heavy compared to new ones. I replaced an old Sony 720p screen that weight probably 20 pounds with a 1080p smart TV of the same size that I could lift one-handed. And the new one cost less than $200.
I tried using the "smart" of my tv once, it was so slow and laggy i plugged in my 7+ year old Roku and never touched the smart again.
Tbh I have a setup on our upstairs TV with a linux PC and one of those $10 rechargable wireless keyboards to stream anything, but I refuse to invest any time or money into the cheap TV I bought myself to use in the gaming room while my husband sleeps during the day. If it doesn't start instantly, then I'm out -- which means it's basiclaly useless
I grew up with CRTs and VCRs, hard pass. There's a certain nostalgia to it all: the bum-DOOON sound as its electron gun warmed up, the smell of ozone and tingly sensation that got exponentially stronger the closer you were, crusty visuals... But they were objectively orders of magnitude worse than what we have now, if nothing else than because they don't weigh 150 pounds or make you wonder if watching Rugrats in Paris for the 30th time on this monster is giving you cancer. Maybe it's because I'm techie, I've never really had much issue with "smart" TVs. Sure, apps will slow down or crash because of memory leaks and it's not as customizable as I'd like, but I might be satiated just knowing that if push comes to shove I can plug in a spare computer and use it like a monitor for a media system.
I'm rooting it if it starts serving me out-of-band ads, though.
Oh, spare me this lecture again! Being techie doesn't save you from having to go through a cringe firmware update or lack of service through the "smart" OS because their invasive ad service is offline or whatever.
And I'm not saying there aren't alternative ways to view content -- I'm pointing out how fucking dumb the whole setup is. I'm referring to the unit itself, as an average user experiences it.
If I were interested in solutions, I'd be posting in a tech forum, not a joke community where I'm trying to use humor to cops with a frustrating experience, so go rain on someone else's parade.
Also, you don't know what "objectively" means. There's no such thing from a user perspective. It depends entirely on personal preference, and I've made clear what my preference is.
Let me be a grumpy old man in peace. I don't need fixing.
They don't seem to have a lecturing tone in their comment. The only part which you might have a point about is where they say "objectively", but throughout the whole comment they're really just expressing their opinion and showing their experience with smart TVs, which they're entitled to have and might be different from yours.
No aggressiveness intended. Just trying to keep the niceness around.
Yeah that's fair. My emotions are super raw today, and it's time to logoff and get some fresh air.
Thanks for understanding.
Just don't give your TV the wifi password.
Unfortunately streaming has become the norm, and cable's no longer affordable
I'd rather go outside if that's how it's gonna be
You don't have to let your TV do the streaming though, it just needs to play it. Lots of other devices can connect to streaming services, eg gaming consoles and DVD players. Me, I have a media PC that does all the fun stuff (and lets me stream my library while I'm away), but you could easily use an old laptop.
This is how I do it too. I bought a mini office PC and HDMI'd it to the TV. It's nothing fancy, just an i5, a wifi card and IHD GPU. I threw Kodi onto it, cancelled every streaming service I was using, and then returned to the high seas to fill up the 10TB external HDD I connected. When a new episode of something drops, I just download it and then Kodi nicely organizes everything.
I'm a Jellyfin guy, but same.
As I said to someone else, I'm well aware, and I have a linux PC connected to our main TV where I can pirate anything, but I refuse to invest any time or money into the cheap TV I bought for our gaming room. I'm not going to buy yet more HDMI cables and a wireless keyboard and such just because the TV won't function as advertised.
I have however switched to using our PS4 as the main streaming device, which updates much less frequently and usually works. I just like to point out how stupid smart things are.
Absolutely, I didn't mean to imply you were wrong for calling them out.
Sorry, but I'm getting a lot of insufferable techbeards lecturing me in a joke forum, and I'm about to nuke the whole post. I just thought some people might find it funny and be able to relate, but there are a lot of people who want to defend big greedy companies for some reason.
You know, you don't have to engage with everyone who comments on your post. Sounds like you're taking on a little bit too much. Sorry for my part in that, but I hope you find a way to ease any stress you're under.
How the hell did you get -1 downvotes OP?
Idk thankfully beehaw disables downvotes, so I never have to see that side of things
It went back to 0 so I think it was just a glitch. Weird that it happened though.
I feel like I've missed something. I don't dispute any of the horrible experiences people have had, however I've had nothing but good luck. The only thing about our current television that bothers me is the promotional wallpapers that get applied every-fucking-time a new Disney property needs advertising. We buy relatively modestly priced units in the $300-$500, so maybe we just have different expectations than someone buying a much more high end unit. It is also possible that it has been pure luck and I'll reply to this message one day soon to recant everything.
"Sorry, but you're poor, so you just have to accept seeing ads."
Damn, capitalism rots the brain