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Luka

Gallo for sure.

Embiid's not really graceful.

PASCAL SIAKAM

Josh Hart was my favorite Blazer in a long time, even though he was only there for half a season, but his game was less than smooth, freaking loved that dude though, all hustle and (forgive me) heart

Jokic lol

The only correct answer is Luka

Reggie Miller. The weird shooting form, weird lanky build that always looked like he was flailing around, somehow the dude had an amazing career.

Kyrie. Always looks like he's solving a 7x7x7 Rubik's cube when a simple solution would work, and struggling with the roundness of the ball (and yet somehow solving it really quickly).

Joking of course. My pick would be McGee. He will give you stupid athletic efforts that work, but it's like his brain is two moves ahead of his body most of the time, and sometimes gets stuck trying to do something after his body gets countered by the other team after his brain already made the decision.

Jokic 100%. He has some smooth moves but for the most part, he has slow-YMCA-old-head ass game. I think thats part of why casuals don't acknowledge how nasty he is. Same as Timmy D

Siakam - every bucket takes so. Much. Effort.

Larry Bird

Chris Boucher His shot is funky

Keegan Murray

Kyle “Slo-Mo” Anderson

Kyle Anderson

First name that popped up was Lamar Odom, but I’m not so sure.

Ron Artest was definitely very clunky. It looked liked he was playing keep away whenever he dribbled the ball.

Scottie Barnes best play is his miss with the put back

David lee consistently looked like he would miss the way he would body into the defender and then put up some incredibly awkward layup

I always felt this way about Paul Pierce.

Easy Marcus Smart

The fact that Russell Westbrook isn’t voted to the top is somewhat disturbing. He’s been in the league long enough that every ball fan has seen him play by now.

Antoine Walker was so round I didn't understand how he moved like that.

It is impossible for me not to think about Joakim Noah in this regard. The simple fact of watching him throwing free throws, running, or jumping by that way. It conveyed to me a sense that whenever moment he was going to break. That lack of coordination, it was harmful to see.

Marcus Smart. Dude takes some dumb shots, makes some wild passes, and flops with the best of em...but damn if he wasn't a massive part of winning some huge games for the Cs.

Literally could rattle off about 15 games where it's like "yeah Marcus hit another improbable 3 and ripped the ball right out of Giannis' hands leading to a half court heave right into Aron Baynes' hands for the go ahead dunk with 2 seconds to go".

Julius Randle Kawhi OG Haliburton Mikal Bridges

Shawn marion is a legit all star lmao

Ryan SLO Mo Anderson

Jokic?

LeBron definitely looks clunky when he's handling the ball or shooting but he's super effective anyway

Jaylen Brown. Has the balance and coordination of a baby deer lol but if he squares his shoulders, the ball is going in the bucket.

Toronto Raptors

Throwback but Anthony Mason had an ugly jumper/free throw but was a bruiser that put up decent numbers in 90s

Surprised no one has said Julius randle, I can't decide if he's good or not man's got some of the weakest moves in the NBA sometimes but can also look like a beast others.

Rudy Gobert outside the paint, he can’t dribble or penetrate space effectively if it requires dribbling

Shawn Marion … his shooting form comeon

Brogdon

honestly Luka lmao

Dillon Brooks bruhhhhhh

BROOK LOPEZ

someone once said Jokic looks like he’s always playing in slides and I never saw him the same again

Nothing about Jokic looks clean or pretty to me. The way he runs, jumps, shoots, gets rebounds, dribble, it all looks ugly. The only thing he makes look good are his passes. Everything else just looks weird and uncomfortable.

If I didn't know ball, I would think he was some random scrub. Meanwhile he has 28/13/9 and the 4th quarter just started.

Kyle Slo’ Mo’ Anderson

Imma get downvoted to hell for this- but Brons ball handling is insanely clunk for how insanely good he is. It’s relative. He doesn’t look as goofy as others mentioned here, but given how much better he is than them all, it’s mehhh. Not a lot of finesse in his game. Lol