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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Uh, yeah, well, whenever you see something like that in a Stephen King movie...Derry's evil did it.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And in Xena: warrior princess, a wizard did it.

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 6 points 4 days ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

I'm this way with knitting VS crochet, as well as watching if someone is actually knitting or "knitting."

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

The whitewashing of Fritz Von Erich in Iron Claw. Also Mike had his feet in the proper place for that head lock.

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