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Anon describes their dream home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] figjam@midwest.social 6 points 3 days ago

I want a house with a walled courtyard/atrium between the house and garage. I also want an underground space like a hobbit hole crossed with a bomb shelter.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want either a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse or a spaceship.

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I'll get the house, you the spaceship and we swap every other year or so?

[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Its basically what I have except that I have rented the other room to a friend of mine.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Anon about to find out economies of scale. That garden isn't enough to feed him year-round.

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