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'Programming in 2035' – The Jenkins (thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com)
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[–] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a misrepresentation. When the assistant has found a way to turn my

get_ice() -> ice

function into a

get_ice() -> ice_factory(water=blood_sacrifice(NULL, NULL, NULL, 11, (NULL, NULL, "9"}), cold=None, hard="yes")

and rewrote my test system from scratch before I could cancel, I'm not slapping, I'm crying.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Combine this with Kubenetes (Universe Edition), each Cloud Function™ spawns a parallel universe and takes ice (e.g.) from it, then destroys all souls and mountains and rivers in it.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Dude should be careful he might just get ICE to show up for attacking the murder dog.